At this point, I'm not sure how hard up for work one has to be in order to accept employment with known-abuser Naomi Campbell. On the other hand, going to work for her might be part of some elaborate plot to get horribly mistreated — both physically and verbally — and then retire with a nice settlement from the notoriously furious model. Ex-housekeeper Ivona Lovas hit pay dirt after Campbell made her life "a living hell" during the four months she worked for her. They've settled out of court.

Perhaps they came to a nice agreement after playing a late night trust game together. I've heard Naomi likes to do that.