As soon as Naomi Campbell has settled one case, it's time to plead guilty to another one. Such is life when you're an angry lunatic with a crippling sense of entitlement. She pleaded guilty this morning in London to "two counts of assaulting a police constable; one of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew; and one of using insulting, abusive, threatening behavior or disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress" — a result of her recent temper tantrum at the British Airways counter at Heathrow Airport.

There were originally six charges, but the Crown Prosecution Service generously decided not to pursue the last two. They said in a statement, "Ms. Campbell was aggressive, hostile and violent to people who were simply trying to do their jobs. Her behaviour fell far short of what is acceptable." She's supposed to be sentenced later today.