Naomi Campbell's agent surely has a nightmare job that few of us could imagine, but, still, she could probably do better than this. Here's the rep's two-pronged explanation for why a seemingly wasted-beyond-belief Campbell was snapped passed out in the middle of the street in Italy the other night.

“It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

True, heat and "trust games" are not a good mix. Especially when you throw in copious amounts of controlled substances.