At the very least, we can thank Gary Dourdan for not endangering the lives of Palm Springs drivers. He told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson via email that cops found him sleeping in a parked car because he had pulled over when he realized he was too drunk to drive. He also "thanked" the cops for recognizing that the car — and the suitcase filled with drugs inside of it — was not his, claiming he has the negative drug tests to prove it. Next up, the booted CSI star is "planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith." Okay, Gary. [AH]