As if the numerous indictments thrown at Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his ex-lover, ex-Chief of Staff Christine Beatty weren't enough, the Detroit Free Press has uncovered many, many, many more pages of illicit texts they sent each other on their city-issue cell phones. They've pulled a few choice excerpts over at What About Our Daughters. The texts really embarrassing, particularly for Beatty, who, after she and her husband split up, begins to rightly suspect that he was never going to leave his wife and was just talking shit during poorly-spelled exchanges like this one:

CB:"My baby wanted to see you. I was just trying to make it happen before we went to the dentist"
KK:"Come on Momma"
CB: "Thanks for that"
KK: I enjoy that. I might be their stepdad one day
CB:Why might? What happened to "not yet"?
KK: The "might is on you"
CB: LOL Nigga, I already claimed it! KCK 2010. You told me that you would be my boyfriend everyday until I was your wife. Are you renigging?
KK:Hell no! Don't start none. Won't be none niggette! LOL
He later signs off with "My nigga! I love you, you know that."

If they weren't shady, law-breaking public figures without the good sense to keep their private affair private or at least own up to it when they got caught, I would feel a lot more sorry for them.