What to do when you're Queen Oprah and your favorable ratings are down? Resurrect a sure thing, that's what. For sweeps week, Oprah will interview Tom Cruise, who, if you recall, was sort of insane the last time he entered the Harpo Studios. This time, she's going to talk to him at his Telluride, Colo., house, so if he goes all crazy again he'll fuck up his own couch. [E!]