When you're trapped in a room for 24 hours with nothing but a camera and a dry British man who may or may not be gay and may or may not be making a pass at you, and you may or may not be under the influence of illegal drugs, you have a lot of time to talk and reflect. That's just what Bobby Brown did on 24 Hours With…, a new British series we told you about a few weeks ago. His episode aired last night, and he admitted that he still fears for his life after it was rumored last year that Osama Bin Laden wanted him dead. Apparently, the mass murderer is a huge Whitney Houston fan. (Pre- or post-crack, Osama? Inquiring minds want to know).

Does anyone really think that this guy's life or death is important to Osama Bin Laden, who prefers homicide on a grander, more devastating scale? Still it's funny that Brown is still dwelling on it. With an ego like his, it probably makes him feel special. Let's not burst his bubble.

If Bobby Brown's house gets car bombed any time soon, let's forget I ever said anything.

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