• Celebrities are just like us! Beyonce** and Jay-Z get stuck in traffic, too, in their Porsche…as, uh, security trails them in a black Range Rover. Oh. Well, maybe they're not just like us. [Bossip]
• A little something for you baby sister/niece/cousin/daughter. [SOHH]
• January 6th can't come quickly enough, but, once it does, I will want the final season of The Wire to last forever. [WP]
• Secret gay Republican/bathroom perv/Idaho senator Larry Craig hired Michael Vick's lawyer, Billy Martin, to defend him. The man is well acquainted with guilty pleas. [QT]
• R. Kelly's trial has been pushed back. And all is right with the world. [MTV]

_{**Happy B'Day, Bey!}