• Mike Huckabee for the Republican presidential nomination! I might just donate money to his primary campaign. [CNN]

• Whatever happened to stripping to pay your way through college? At least it's legal. [CI]

• Bow Wow's away for a few days with an appendix infection and all hell breaks loose for Omarion. [Bossip]

• I hereby decree that Paris Hilton's name will only grace the pages of Stereohyped when she does something like rescue an Oompa Loompa. [MG]