• I sort of feel bad for the future winners of this year's Golden Globes now that the show's been canceled. Unless one of those winners is Angelina Jolie, in which case I'm kind of like, whatever. [MG]

• You might not think you care that Mary J. Blige is letting you vote on her Myspace page for the song you want to become her next single. But if given the chance to choose which song you'll be forced to listen to every time you turn on the radio, you should take it. [Myspace]

• Best. Wedding Cake. Ever. For the purposes of this post, best=most terrifying. [BWE]

• It looks like no one ever told Soulja Boy to put a cover on his Super Soaker. [NB]