• The Glow in the Dark tour dates have been announced — you know you were waiting. [MTV]

• All the best quotes come from Snoop's reality show. [MG]

• Is Jamie Lynn Spears going to make an appearance in Lil Romeo's new reality show? [SOHH]

• After rap, of course, country music has the most references to alcohol, drugs, tobacco. Oh, y'all have never heard "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off?" [Reuters]

• At some point, you've got to ask this woman, why the hell were you O.J. Simpson's girlfriend to begin with? [PH]