• 50 Cent says he'll allow his consistency to destroy his rap enemies — I think. He's even harder to understand with those new veneers. Cord says he sounds like he's wearing vampire teeth. [MTV]

• Beanie Sigel's going to jail for three months for failing his parole pee test. [XXL]

• Reggie Bush doesn't discourage Kim Kardashian from eating her beloved junk food. He likes her just the way she is! Plus, if she loses that ass, he's outta there. [People]

• College kids love them some blackface, man. [EUR]

• Apparently, Turkey is the place to be for African American students studying abroad. [TZ]