

• Nick Cannon announces he's co-hosting the Teen Choice Awards with Hilary Duff. Expect Selita Ebanks to announce soon that it's time to find a grown man. [People]
• Tameka Foster's manipulative, Usher's a sucker, blah blah blah. [NYDN]
• This is the best and worst idea ever rolled into one. [MG]
• At $250 a person, it's cheaper than Oprah's Obama party, but Area ain't a Santa Barbara estate. [TMZ]
• Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, and Denzel Washington are supposedly (it sounds kind of improbable to me) in talks to star in a heist movie set in Trump Tower. Which they could all buy if they wanted to. [SOHH]
Co-sign your comment re Nick Cannon. C'mon, dude, grow up already.
*sideways eye at Obama*
First Vibe and now he's gonna be up in the club? LOL. Ok, homie, I guess you're trying to give us more "black credentials." What's next? Popeye's?
And who chose Area? Ahh…but then again, he can get some good coke in the bathroom on the cheap. Nevermind. Carry on Obama, carry on.
*another collective smile from Camp Hillary*