Last year, Interscope Geffen announced an irresponsible partnership with Drinks America to splash the faces of the company's recording artists on bottles of alcohol. Back then, I imagined a pre-mixed gin & juice from Snoop. Not so. The first in the line of liquors will be a Dr. Dre-branded Cognac called Aftermath, followed by a flavored and unflavored sparkling vodka. Of course, the liquors will be marketed in conjunction with the release of Dre's album, Detox. After Chris Brown's "Forever," I wouldn't be surprised if his first single was called, "Drink My Aftermath Cognac."