Weezing the Prejudice
Party boy and occasional comedian Pauly Shore is taking a cue from bitter hatemongers and blaming his anemic career on his skin color (or lack thereof). “I need to be black,” Shore recently told an interviewer, “because if I was black, I’d be doing good.” Well, Pauly. You’d be doing well. And no, you wouldn’t.
Shore continued: “White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed. White people are going to be picking cotton within, like, literally within three years.” Brilliant! How is this guy not getting hired?
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I need the drugs he’s doing. Cause clearly they cause you to lose all sense of reality.
He’s joking, right? He’s not funny, but he’s joking.
is he really serious, or is he just trying get found in a search engine again?
it must be the latter. he can’t really believe that.
This sounds like a cheap attempt to generate attention to his dead career. Maybe if he spent as much time working on his comedy routines as he did this stupidity he might actually get a job somewhere. And even if he did, I doubt many people would come see him because the reality is, Pauly….YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Why did you even post this? This is exactly what he wants: attention.
The heck is he talking about?
Please Mr. Poor-Man’s-Richard-Simmons,
You don’t have a job because you weren’t funny to begin with, your mama owns a comedy club and hooked you up. After the industry dealt with your trite azz for years because your mom has mad props out there, they dumped you because you have ZERO talent and appeal, not even for a bland sitcom.
Signed,
The Public
1) Katt Williams isn’t really all that funny.
2) “Black people are on top…” What the hell?
this weasel has never, ever been funny, no matter what he alleges.
yeah, who are the people buying Katt Williams tickets and albums? if any are here, can someone point me to the bit that does it for you?
I think he’s joking. He’s gotta be mocking Geraldine Ferarro. If you take it that way, its hillarious!
Pauly Shore is half black his father was on Sanford and Son. The dude with the glasses.
*Sigh* White people…
I agree with Souldecirce; big time! This dude has never been funny! He had every advantage with parents owning a comedy club, got work on MTV, had a few bad movies and now his 15 minutes of fame is at an end! This is it for him; idiotic unfunny rants! Good riddance! What a moron!!