Remy Ma + Papoose = A Match Made In Rikers Island

That well-publicized jailhouse wedding between Remy Ma, who was just sentenced today to 8 years in prison for shooting her friend in the stomach, and Brooklyn rapper Papoose? Yeah, it’s not actually going to happen. Not for lack of trying, though.

When Papoose arrived at the jail yesterday — their wedding day — police found a key that “easily opened” the type of handcuffs used at the jail in Papoose’s possession. He’s banned from Rikers for six months. In two days, Remy Ma lost a fiance, a handcuff key (and possible escape strategy), and eight years of her freedom. Sucks.

Ever the loyal boyfriend, Papoose showed up at today’s sentencing hearing and got in a tussle with court officers. “Fuck jail,” he yelled as his friends pulled him away. “Fuck jail, lock me up. I don’t care, y’all just want money. She didn’t’ do nothing.”

May 13, 2008 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 9 Responses

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Tagged: Celebrity Weddings, Crime & Punishment, Papoose, Remy Ma

Comments (9)

No. 1 · blackmistressdiva

Gawd. Two ugly people.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm

No. 2 · Neenee

Ok my hormones must be out of wack cause that almost made me tear up!! Papoose willing to go to jail for Remy. Oh well!

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 3:21 pm

No. 3 · AuNappturale

Does Papoose think they care?? He will get his stupid behind locked right back behind those steel bars in a hot second…along with his “Dummy” Ma!

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm

No. 4 · Critical Bride Wedding Reviews

These jail house weddings are crazy. Well, congrats to them!

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 3:35 pm

No. 5 · Chic Noir

Mariah and Nick, this is how you pull a publicity stunt.

Foolywag indeed!

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 3:44 pm

No. 6 · Avenue Swank

Her wedding dress will prbably be a white bra with a satin baseball jersey and some white timbs… She is ridiculous

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm

No. 7 · *M*

At least they are getting married (LeBron James, Diddy, jolie-pitt)

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm

No. 8 · Monie

Was he really going to try to help her escape? Awwww how romantic! Lol

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:41 pm

No. 9 · Johnny_G

I guess hardcore rappers do have romance in them afterall…lol. But was he serious with trying to give her a key to get out of her handcuffs? Like for real, where was she gonna go…there probably was cops all around them.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 1:05 am

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