I think I’ve mentioned before, in a moment of raw honesty, that Jermaine Jackson was my first crush (or so I’ve been told by various family members). Look, I never said I was proud of it. And after watching the video for “Dynamite” for the first time since I was, oh, four years old, I can officially say that I had very questionable judgment back then, even for a pre-kindergartener. Of course, I had no way of knowing back then that this would be the beginning of the end for good ol’ Jermaine.