It's troublesome to think that there are tykes out there who think that "Lady Marmalade" was originated by Lil Kim, Pink, Mya, and Christina Aguilera. Labelle's 1974 version was a number one hit, and its "voulez-vous coucher" line could quite possibly be one of the most butchered in music history. Anyone notice how Patti might be more flamboyantly dressed, but has on about 100 lbs less makeup than she wears now?