Uh, is this even the same person that got pulled over last week riding in a Lamborghini her much-younger, porn-star-wannabe boyfriend brought her? I mean, the only real warning of the plastic surgery case she would become is the green contacts, which were probably the gateway drug to the blond hair, the nose job, those weird cheeks, and, well, you've seen her. You know. Back then she was actually cute, in a hyper-sexual, rough-around-the edges sort of way. I wonder if she misses it.