Over dinner (and drinks, obviously) this weekend, the age-old Tootsee Roll vs. Butterfly question came up — namely, what the hell is the difference between the two? Naturally, this spurred numerous attempts to physically clarify the subtle variations. Hilarity ensued. I was somehow able to bring everyone around to my side, but when I got home and YouTubed the 69 Boyz "Tootsee Roll" video, I realized I was horribly wrong. I'm nothing if not persuasive, even when I have no clue what I'm talking about. Sorry guys!

Anyway, as ridiculous as we looked butterfly-ing at dinner and as crazy as the people in this video might appear, the average Soulja Boy session is far, far worse. We get older, but the dances get younger…