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Out of the 100 hottest famous women out there, hardly any of them are black, says Maxim's Hot 100 list. With Rihanna in the top 10 at #8, Beyonce at 13, Halle Berry at 55, Jessica White at 60, Gabrielle Union at 67, and Ciara at 72, we're owning just 6 percent of Hollywood's hotness. According to Maxim, that is. And what do some horny boys with way too much time on their hands know, anyway? Check out the full list after the jump.

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MAXIM TOP 100 LIST

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendes
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
41. Jessica Simpson
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
53. Adriana Lima
54. Missy Peregrym
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWolf

Comments (14)

No. 1 · blkmaleperspective

SMH…a travesty! The #1 position takes away any credibility that that magazine ever had. SMH again.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 12:30 pm
No. 2 · ronnie

Fergie? Sienna Miller?

Halle Berry at 55? And, personality and behavior aside, I think Kim Kardashian is a beautiful woman.

The mag's just as irrelevant as I thought it was.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
No. 3 · Ro-Ro

This is ridiculous, I agree on that Halle @ #55. I mean c'mon. The only one in the top ten with an actual "body" is Jessica Biel. Lindsay Lohan @ #1. Salma should be much higher on that list too…This list is just craziness.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 3:25 pm
No. 4 · blackmistressdiva

Rihanna shouldn't be anywhere on that list. It's like she hasn't fully grown into her face (read forehead) yet.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 8:08 pm
No. 5 · daria

The fact that Lindsay Lohan is #1 pretty much makes this list null and void. Are you f-ing kidding me?

But anyways, of the black folk, Halle is the hottest follwed by Jessica followed by Gabrielle followed by Rihanna followed by Beyonce followed by Ciara. Halle needs to be at least top 5. Jesssica nad Gabrielle need to be in top 15.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 8:40 pm
No. 6 · Blamyam

Where is Kerry Washington?!?! Hell, I'd even throw in Stacey Dash for some nostalgia over Lohan!

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 10:30 pm
No. 7 · downbrown

Most of these women have had plastic surgery; actually I’m comfortable saying at least 80% of these women have. I hope no one is surprised by this; Maxim is for and by white people.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 5:55 am
No. 8 · jus_elle

I feel you No.6…..and what about Megan Good? I'm a woman, but even I kno she's hott! LOL! Maxim really needs to scratch this whole list. And who's @ #1???? Damn Lindsay Lohan??? WTF???

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 8:55 am
No. 9 · shwamy

It's a travesty. Realistically only 5.5% if Halle is mixed… So many beautiful black women that belong on this list. And scrawny, alien-faced Lindsey gets the top spot?
I just remembered why I don't read Maxim.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
No. 10 · downbrown

^^^^^^

"Realistically only 5.5% if Halle is mixed"

This statement doesn't make much sense.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 10:37 am
No. 11 · shwamy

^^
"we’re owning just 6 percent of Hollywood’s hotness".

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm
No. 12 · daria

well, though i'm a pop culture expert, i can say that i have no idea who about half these women are. i see socialites and models. i don't read playboy so i'm sure some of these people are in fields that aren't recognized.

yes, many of them have had plastic surgery. many of them (black, brown and white) have had nose jobs. even more have had implants.

christina milian is a 1/4 black i think.

just to be mean, i will point out the very unattractive people: kim kardashian, ivanka trump, mischa barton, ashley olsen, hilary duff, fergie and sienna miller.

dita von teese, gabrielle union and alessandra ambrosio need to be way higher on the list.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 10:30 pm
No. 13 · ronnie

Stacey Dash–yes, she is unbelievably gorgeous.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 10:58 pm
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