LL Cool J is currently 40 years old. In 1995, when "Hey Lover" came out, he was 27. It's worth noting that there is absolutely no measurable difference between the way LL Cool J looked then and now. Lately, he's been plagued by plastic surgery rumors — face lifts, pec implants, etc. In 10 years, if 50-year-old LL still equals 27-year-old LL, something's officially up.

My birthday's coming up in a few weeks, and, as if I needed anymore reminders, Cord Jefferson alerted me to the fact that I'm getting pretty old with his post on Boyz II Men yesterday. No one in the 8th-grade class his friend teaches had heard the group's "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday." What do they awkwardly slow dance to at school functions these days? I'm so out of touch. It is so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

Boyz II Men, the clean cut foursome with the matching outfits, good manners, and great reputations, have turned into, well, dirty old men.

Last night, they announced that their favorite parts of the Web site TMZ are the "titty shots." I guess they don't see them much in real life these days. The "I'll Make Love To You" line must not work anymore.

[TMZ]