Here's your mainstream urban media, folks. Doing its part to increase awareness of the stability of the black family. Yay!

Bon appetit, refugees! Three years after that one rainstorm in the South, everyone's finally agreed that enough time has passed for them to stop pretending they care that poor peoples' shanties blew over. So now, instead of using all their manpower to produce story after story about things like how rampant misappropriation of federal funds has created shameful, unnecessary housing shortfalls, Nawlins media folk can get back to real news, like which restaurant has the best lobster.

Now the question is whether or not the Times photo editor got how wry she was being by making the black waiter – the only person of color in the photo – blurry.

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