Tyra would be so disappointed. America's Next Top Model's Cycle 7 winner, CariDee English, learned nothing during that obligatory media-training episode. She spilled to Page Six that her deadbeat hometown boyfriend moved in with her from North Dakota, stole $10,000 from her bank account, and spent it all in Las Vegas. Then she willfully admitted that Tyson Beckford is her new boyfriend. Keep it to yourself until they find out, CariDee. Or maybe that last bit of news was so unbelievable she thought it was okay to let it loose. There's something so wrong about an actual model dating a fake model cast member from ANTM, but I suppose it shows how the world of "reality television" is infiltrating actual reality.

Entertainment Weekly threw a party last night to celebrate the network upfronts, and someone who should have been a happier camper was Taye Diggs. His Grey's Anatomy spinoff show, tentatively and unfortunately titled, Private Practice (cringe), is a sure thing for next season. Okay, so maybe he doesn't have to look happy, but he could have at least put on something over his undershirt. And wife Idina Menzel could be a little more excited for him, too.