Shante Broadus, the (one must assume) long-suffering wife of Snoop Dogg, caught a lucky break now that she's of all DUI charges after she was arrested last month. The DA rejected the charges, saying there was not enough evidence that the reality show star was driving under the influence of marijuana. Luckily, being married to the biggest weedhead on earth can't be held against her in the court of law. [SP]

DMX was arrested for the millionth time this year, this time as soon as he got off the plane in Arizona. He was returning from a jaunt to Miami, where he had been arrested for trying to buy cocaine and marijuana from an undercover officer. The rapper was arrested at the Phoenix airport on outstanding drug and driving charges, for which he is being held for over $10,000 jail. [AP]

DMX was arrested a week ago for driving with a suspended license. Last month he was arrested for reckless driving, drugs, and animal cruelty. Last year he was arrested on other animal cruelty charges. And guess what happened over the weekend? DMX got arrested again! This time, he was trying to buy coke and marijuana from an undercover officer in Miami. Not that we're counting, but there have been four arrests since May 7th. Is it time for him to go to jail yet? [EUR]

SIT DOWN, DMX. JUST SIT DOWN. DMX was arrested at his Arizona home yesterday after traffic cameras on a suburban Phoenix freeway caught his bright yellow, 1966 Chevrolet (with a big DMX decal on the windshield) on three separate occasions going 100, 101 and 114 mph in a 65 mph zone. His lawyer said he had no comment, but we can probably guess his defense: "It wasn't me!" [SP]

Ex-CSI-star Gary Dourdan had a very good time yesterday in Palm Springs — police found him passed out in his vehicle at 5:21 a.m. and booked him for possession of heroin. Oh, and cocaine. And don’t forget the ecstasy. And throw in some prescription drugs for good measure.

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DENVER DUI Only a few hours after leading the Denver Nuggets to victory over the Houston Rockets, Carmelo Anthony was arrested for drunk driving. Cops pulled him over around 4am Monday morning after they spotted his Mercedes weaving and he failed to dim his high beams. La La's gonna be pissed. [WP]

TIME FOR A WAKE-UP CALL Naomi Campbell is said to believe that she was only arrested at Heathrow airport last week and subsequently banned from British Airways because she was black. Not, of course, because she caused a scene, spit on police officers, and has a history of acting a damn fool. [SS]

• Whoa! This explains why Ne-Yo wears all of those hats. But what's the explanation for his reckless driving? [TMZ]

• Snoop smokes weed in public. Is anyone else as shocked as I am? [AHH]

• Ew, Shemar Moore. Just ew. [PH]

• Black coaches need to be a little less naive. [FH]

• Ebony throws a pre-Oscar bash. [CL]

• The drugs and guns found on his tour bus weren't his, says Lil Wayne. In other words, he pleaded not guilty to charges. [E!]

• G.W. Bush mistakes Al Sharpton's daughter for his wife. Why were Sharpton and Bush fraternizing to begin with? Oh, Black History Month. [FBNY]

• Whatever happened to just googling and Myspace/Facebook-stalking your dates? [Jossip]

• The mastermind behind the Cheetah Girls, which has netted Disney millions and millions, lives in a cramped studio in Manhattan. Story old as time… [LAT]

• Juvenile…marijuana possession…yawn… [E!]

Lil Wayne was nabbed on three felony charges in Yuma, Arizona last night. According to TMZ, cops charged the rapper with dangerous drug possession, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia. The DEA was involved. Not. Good. There goes his life expectancy.

UPDATE I repeat: Really, Lil Wayne? According to the Yuma Sun, the arrest came after Wayne’s tour bus was stopped at around 11:30 p.m on Tuesday at a Border Patrol checkpoint on Interstate 8 near Dateland. During the stop, a narcotics detection dog indicated to officers that drugs were present on the bus. A search of the vehicle turned up 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and an unspecified amount of the drug ecstasy. Two members of his entourage were also arrested on marijuana possession charges.

Big Shit Poppin:

• An impending illegal weapons trial

• Lots of press about said trial and arrest

• A very strict bond agreement confining T.I. to his house and limiting his visitors.

• American Gangster's in theaters!

Little Shit Stoppin:

• T.I.'s request for a Thanksgiving feast at his home.

• If this is a beautiful face, then I'm Neferiti…or Cleopatra. Either one works. [AFP]

• Trey Songz was arrested. We'd all care more if he was just a little more famous. Still sucks, though. [AHH]

• And they say our credit's bad? [AP]

• Prince and his lawyers love to sue, and his fans are starting to get pissed. [PH]

• Protesters continue to picket outside the BET execs' houses, and the New York Times just noticed. [NYT]

Good news for T-Pain: His hit single "Buy You A Drank" is the best-selling ringtone of the year!

Bad news for T-Pain: He's in a Tallahassee jail due to outstanding warrants.

Bittersweet news for T-Pain: At least it's not a Tallahassee boot camp. [AHH]

Atlanta jails are starting to look like the audience at a hip hop awards show. Da Brat got a little rowdy last night — smashing a bottle of rum into a waitress's face — and then got a little arrested. Funny how that works.

Witnesses told police the incident started with an argument between Harris, 33, and a waitress at Studio 72, a club owned by Jermaine Dupri, the Atlanta record producer and rapper.

The argument escalated to shoving, witnesses said; then Harris is accused of grabbing a bottle of rum and hitting the waitress in the face. The victim was taken to the hospital with cuts on her face and above her eye.

Harris is being held at the DeKalb County jail.

New VH1 reality show idea: Celebrity Probation Club. [WSBTV]