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LUCKY BABY Not only destined for great beauty, but also filthy rich: "Halle Berry has everything she needs for that 7-pound, 4-ounce girl she and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry welcomed on Sunday. Though Halle's camp is keeping mum about the name, we can tell you that the couple has spent close to $60,000 outfitting nurseries in their three homes. Our source says Halle went for "all whites and neutrals" while shopping at Petit Tresor in L.A. And everything — from the sheets to the stuffed animals — had to be made with cotton that had never had a mist of pesticide on it. "She's obsessed with organic," says our spy. Except for that $1,200 Mia Bossi leather diaper bag." UPDATE: The baby has a name – Nahla Ariela Aubry. |
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As of Sunday, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are officially the parents of a little girl. This news is overdue, since it seems like the woman has been pregnant for over a year. That's all the info I've got, but, of course, the rep says Berry and baby are doing "great." |
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COVER WARS Some day about 20 years from now (Who are we kidding? Try 15 or 16 years from now), in some Hyde-like club in LA, an impossibly skinny-but-stylish Harlow Madded is totally going to drunkenly rub this in Max Aguilera-Bratmans face. Her cover of People, with mom Nicole Richie, is on track to sell 1.8 million copies, while Christina Aguilera's cover with newborn Max sold far less. Jennifer Lopez's assistants better go out and buy a million copies of her upcoming cover with twins Max and Emme to avoid an inevitable diva meltdown. [MSNBC] |
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WAITING FOR LAST NIGHT Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to her twins, a boy and a girl, last night in a Long Island hospital.
The couple will be able to buy their new babies far more than they need with the $6 million payout they're about to pocket for exclusive photo rights. |
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BLESS THE CHILD Details concerning where or when are fuzzy, but rumor has it Lauryn Hill has given birth to her 5th child — a baby girl — recently. Hill was briefly in the news last year after she launched her much-anticipated tour, during which she was accused of looking strangely and acting erratically. With Wyclef telling anyone who will listen that the woman is bipolar, I'm starting to think that she might be the lower-profile, earthier, black version of Britney Spears. And that's unfortunate. |
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Miley's House!
Run's House is getting a new cast member for next season. Four-month-old Miley Justine is the newest member of the Simmons clan. She was adopted when she was one month old, after the Simmons' struggle with losing a baby and going through the adoption process was captured on film. Says Rev. Run about the new addition:
Since Run's House fills the cheesy-reality-show opening on my TV lineup, I'm looking forward to seeing how an infant changes the dynamic. [CBB] |
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While there's no telling who the child will take after personality-wise, one thing's for sure — no matter which parent the little one ends up favoring, he will definitely grow up to be the strong, masculine-looking type. UPDATE: The new parents speak.
That's all? There's nothing left to do but wait until the magazines start their bidding war. I hope they know the first shots of Usher Raymond V aren't bringing in Suri Cruise/Shiloh Jolie-Pitt moulah. |
![]() Happy Halloween!
• As long as there's no sex in the champagne room… [PS] • Dissecting a public figure's classic "apology" for saying something racist. [RR] • Birdman thinks Lil Wayne is greater than Tupac, Biggie and Jay-Z. [MNT] • White supremacists plan a rally in Jena on Martin Luther King day. How innovative! [SPLC] • Mekhi Phifer spawns. [E!] |
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Well, that explains why the relationship ended. When homegirls, whoever this author thinks they are, say stop dating white girls (and can Madonna even be classified in such simple terms?), black men stop. It's a known fact. [NYDN] |
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Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twin boys — Jax Joseph and Jaid Thomas — last Thursday. I'm sure she's grateful to have two healthy boys and to get them the hell out of her stomach. It was starting to look really, really uncomfortable. [People] |
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Caption It
I rarely do "Caption This" posts, preferring to Please, weigh in with captions. The best one wins a prize!* *My undying respect. |
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Or maybe Diddy has just been holding off on acknowledging Chance until the shit hit the fan and both of his baby mama's started blabbing to any magazine or blog that would print their quotes. The most unfortunate thing is that little Chance has two sisters who are shockingly close to her age, but it's not likely she'll ever really get to meet them. Oh well, she'll have all the toys money can buy! [NYDN] |
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Meaning, On Her Mother's Hip
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Something that might have set the judge over the edge was the fact that, in addition to everything else, Foxy had stopped attending her court ordered anger management classes, which, if nothing else, explains that Blackberry-throwing incident. If she is pregnant, she'll likely have her child in prison. And, although I don't like to see women convicted of crimes as petty as Foxy's have to give birth in the prison hospital, I don't know what else she really expected to happen. See ya in '08, Foxy. [NYP] |