Evander Holyfield proves once and for all that what boxers lack in brain power they make up for in, I don't know, grills? Can't he come up with his own business venture?

Holyfield, of Atlanta, is preparing to unveil the "Evander Holyfield Real Deal Grill," a direct competitor to Foreman's famous "Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine," which has reportedly earned $100 million in sales since 1995.

"I've got a George Foreman grill. It's a good grill," Holyfield, 44, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "But don't you think the latest grill is supposed to be the best grill?"

At least being copycat grill-seller is better than getting pulled over by the cops with coke in your jeans pocket.

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Omarosa will enter Donald Trump's boardroom as a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice, although it was The Apprentice that made her famous (in the loosest sense of the word) to begin with.

Joining her will be George Foreman, which I totally get, and Kimora Lee Simmons, which has me scratching my head. Doesn't she have her own reality show? I don't see why she feels the need to join a motley crew of D-Listers on a ridiculous celebrity spin-off of a dying television show. Unless it's just for the attention, which makes total sense considering who we're dealing with.

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