Just when I think Ice-T can't get any more offensive, he goes and compares his wife to a sports car. On a family game show. In front of his mother-in-law. Host Al Roker seemed surprisingly unfazed by the show of misogyny, though. The "Ice-T Family" competed against Joan Rivers and Co. on Celebrity Family Feud last night. The families play for charities — Ice-T's was a gang prevention program and Joan Rivers' was a charity that gives guide dogs to the blind. You don't have to watch until the end of the episode to know that a few blind people woke up in really good moods this morning.

The first topic was "something that's slippery and hard to hold onto." You know where this is going.

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It's an odd beef — I'm not sure why Ice-T is wasting any time on Soulja Boy (doesn't he have an busty wife to exploit?) or why Soulja Boy is wasting any time thinking about Ice-T (doesn't he have idiotic dances to make up and really ugly jewelry to buy?) but they are thinking about each other. And they're not good thoughts. Despite all of his many, many faults, I'm going to have to side with Ice-T on this one. Soulja Boy may not have single-handedly killed hip hop — that's giving him too much credit — but he certainly is a willing participant in its destruction. And because he's young and maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he's resorting to facts derived from the elder rapper's Wikipedia page to formulate his rebuttal.

• Oh, Coco. I hope it's worth it. [Bossip]

• More on Suge Knight's trainwreck. I mean, reality show. [HR]

• The Council for Unity, an anti-gang group, actually effects change. Cool. [MSNBC]

• Yep, it's about that time for Nicole Richie to announce some new project. [PH]

• So it's come to this now. [JJP]

So, Obama may have this thing locked, huh? 'Bout time, especially since TV, movies and theater have known for decades that black men are great in positions of power. Not only is our physical presence in high offices different, therefore inherently unsettling and humbling, our skin tone goes great with the luxurious leather chairs on which VIPs perch.

After the jump, some of our favorite authoritative black men from throughout the years. (Sorry, ladies, we'll get you next time.) Check them out, and please be vocal with your agreement or displeasure.

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• Kwame Kilpatrick is really acting like everything's gonna be okay. [BB]

• Ice-T's Coco needs to read a book or something. [MG]

• A black couple on the Food Network? Our country is totally ready for a black president. [YS]

• Eva Mendes is in rehab for "personal issues." [People]

• Like MoveOn.org's members, the vast majority of Color of Change's members are in Obama's corner. But this was much more expected. [COC]

It's quite a rarity to have so many hip hop luminaries in one room, or one (Hammerstein) ballroom, as it was. But VH1 managed to cram as much talent as possible into their Hip Hop Honors show, which taped last night but airs Monday at 10 pm. Yes, there was a lot of talent there, but I don't count Tracy Morgan, who hosted the awards and couldn't quite get that teleprompter thing down. Could his SCRAM have been going off right about that time? No worries, I'm sure they'll have that all cleaned up by Monday.

I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the press room, where the honorees and presenters came back to chat. In fact, so many VIPs were in attendance, I decided to write up my experiences in a handy superlative format. Check out the Best and Worst, plus lots and lots of pictures, after the jump.

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The only people who will ever really know what happened at Flavor Flav's Comedy Central roast this weekend are the ones who were in attendance, because the comedy network can't air a lot of it during the August 12 broadcast.

For example, they won't hear the N-word which was used 11 times by presenters including Snoop Dogg, Ice-T and comedian Katt Williams, The Post's Mandy Stadtmiller reports. The rowdy roast in Los Angeles over the weekend also saw the word "bitch" used 16 times; "pimp," 14 times; "ho," 12 times; "whore," seven times, "crack," five times, and "hookers," three times.

I didn't know pimp, crack, and hooker were off limits, but in these post-wardrobe malfunction days I'm not surprised at censorship. I am surprised that Snoop, Ice-T, and Katt Williams only said the n-word 11 times. The NAACP would be proud of their restraint! If, of course, they hadn't been attending the roast of a guy who's TV show does the opposite of advancing colored people.

[NYP]

Flavor Flav's Comedy Central Roast took place this weekend. The comedians were probably thrilled to have a subject that made the whole thing so shamefully easy. Most of the Charm School girls and Brigitte Nielsen were in attendance, of course. How sweet! But no New York? Pics after the jump.

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Being Bobby Brown was a guilty pleasure. Flavor of Love, I didn't watch per se, but when I did catch the show, it was like a train wreck that I couldn't look away from. That said, I will never, ever, ever watch Beauty in the Beast, a new reality show starring Ice-T and Coco.

Unless it's really good.

[AHH]

Here's the thing about celebrity-soaked parties. I know that they're for work, but they can't be fun can they? The planners select a pretty unrelated group of people in the entertainment industry — like the group at last night's Entertainment Weekly party — and invite them to stand around a room together in pretty outfits, sipping drinks from liquor sponsors.

What does Amerie have to talk about with Montel Williams or Janice Combs, for instance? What does Coco have to talk about with anyone? Actually, does she talk, or does Ice-T speak for her? These are the questions of the day. More pics after the jump.

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As I informed you earlier, today is the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision in Loving vs. Virginia, which officially legalized interracial unions. A group of overly sentimental people have dubbed this day Loving Day, during which we are all supposed to celebrate our legal right to love and marry whoever we want (as long as they're of the opposite sex). Here is a smattering of some famous interracial couples, starting with two of my favorites, Paula Patton and Robin Thicke.

Entertainment Weekly threw a party last night to celebrate the network upfronts, and someone who should have been a happier camper was Taye Diggs. His Grey's Anatomy spinoff show, tentatively and unfortunately titled, Private Practice (cringe), is a sure thing for next season. Okay, so maybe he doesn't have to look happy, but he could have at least put on something over his undershirt. And wife Idina Menzel could be a little more excited for him, too.