Despite what Jermaine Jackson thinks, we will never see this sort of magic on stage again. What's a Jackson 5 reunion with no Michael?

Blinded by love for her insane family, Janet Jackson might have agreed to add her bright smile and brighter vocals dance moves to the rumored Jackson 5 reunion tour, but her boyfriend is saying no, no, no.

A music industry insider told Page Six, "Janet said she would be willing to participate in a few select shows next year, but [her fiancé] Jermaine Dupri is holding her out of it. He wants Janet to go back in the studio and record another album, and he's also wary of having her be associated with Michael because he's gotten such bad press and is just freaky."

It's always nice to get a reminder that somewhere, somebody has some good sense. [PS]

According to Jermaine Jackson, who is not the most trustworthy member of the clan, the Jackson 5 plans to travel the country a la the 1984 Victory tour. Marlon, Tito, Jackie, and Jermaine are apparently just waiting for hard confirmation from the weirdest, palest, most famous brother. They shouldn't hold their collective breath. If Michael backs out, maybe Jermaine can recruit his son Jermajesty to take his place. Or maybe it's just fun to write "Jermajesty."