• Will and Jada cover Essence and talk about creating their ideal relationship. [CL]

• I am a man. Okay, I'm not a man, personally, but… just click the link. [JJP]

• Lindsay Lohan is so excited that we elected our first colored president. [TMZ]

• You can listen to Beyonce's "I AM… SASHA FIERCE" for free on Myspace this week. In case you're interested. [SOHH]

• You can leave it off of the front page of your newspaper, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. [BV]

It was family day in LA this weekend at the premiere of Madagascar 2. Kids are cute. That's all.

Question: Why is Jada Pinkett-Smith getting her hairstyle cues from D. Woods from Danity Kane? No one should ever get any style cues from Danity Kane. That needs to be a rule.

Tom Cruise, who honored Will Smith his hand and footprint ceremony Monday, has basically just decided to join the Smith family. He posed on the red carpet with them at NYC's I Am Legend premiere. The Smiths seem happy with the arrangement, so who am I to judge? More pics after the jump.

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People put together a list of the "cutest" couples of 2007, and, although there's no Jay-Z and Beyonce, or even Oprah and Gayle, they managed to add a little color. Heidi Klum and Seal, Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry, and of course Will and Jada made the list. Unfortunately, the list also included Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, which pretty much calls the whole thing into question. [People]

I love Jada and Will, I really do. I love them enough to choose not to believe the persistent rumors about either their sexuality or their open marriage. I don't love them enough to forgive their consistently bad wardrobe decisions, although their casual and semi-formal choices are generally far worse than their awards show attire.

What made Jada decide to dress up as the 2007 version of a Grease Pink Lady? Ponder that while you check out the rest of the pics from The Kingdom's premiere.

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Will Smith and Duane Martin, who worked together on the recently canceled All of Us, are not having a gay love affair, says Tisha Campbell, who I guess is in a position to know (but certainly not to tell if it were true). And furthermore, rumors of her separation from Martin aren't true either.

The 38-year-old insists there are "no problems" in her marriage and that the reports are "completely made up."

And Campbell, Martin, Smith and his actress wife Jada Pinkett Smith recently got together to share their amusement with the far-fetched story.

Campbell says, "They laughed. Will was like, 'Yo, how great is this?'"

It is great, isn't it? Kanye West should start approaching his gay rumors with the same good humor.

[SP]

It all seems more than a little excessive to me, but Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, and Jada Pinkett all thought it was necessary to throw David and Victoria Beckham a lavish, star-studded "Welcome to America" party yesterday at the Museum of Contemporary Art's Geffen Contemporary gallery in LA. Take a look at the pictures after the jump — Will and Jada obviously invited a lot of their friends.

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And Will and Jada weren't content to permanently alter just one of their kid's childhoods forever. Why not mess them all up?

That's six-year-old Willow filming her big-screen debut in Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl Mystery, a depression-era movie starring Abigail Breslin and Joan Cusack. Sounds thrilling.

Maybe the Smith parents know something I don't, but famous kids of famous parents have a reputation of not faring too well when they grow up.

[JJ]

The man who created "Wild Wild West" and "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is also a dynamo in bed. Something about a black man in spurs and a cowboy hat just screams sex doesn't it? Seriously, when a couple talks about their fabulous sex life as much as Jada and Will do, you've got to wonder what they're trying to prove.

The key to his nine-and-a-half-year marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith? 'Really, really good sex,' says Will, 38. 'I'm really good at it.'

He isn't worried about losing his appeal, either. 'Not at all,' he scoffs. 'I'm going to be so sexy when I'm older. You have no idea. I can tell you're moved by me right now. But see me in five years and it'll be hard for you even to talk to me.'

In case he sounds arrogant, remember all this is said with a huge smile. Will admits that he's always been shy around women. He's only had five serious girlfriends in his life, including Jada, 35, and his ex-wife Sheree, 39.

He pretends like he's joking, but you know that's one of those, "I'm smiling to cover up the fact that I'm really serious, and I hope all the blogs pick this up." You got your wish, Will.

[NOW]

It always baffles me that showbiz parents, knowing what they know, let their kids get into the business. When you're in a movie together, like Will and Jaden Smith were in The Pursuit of Happyness, at least the parent can keep an eye on the child. But now little Jaden has plans to star in another movie,Newton's Law, about a young inventor trapped in a science center. And while his dad's production company is behind it, Will Smith won't be acting in it.

There goes Jaden's childhood.

[EUR]

Michael Jordan hung out with Tiger Woods on the golf course in Charlotte yesterday, trying to put on a respectable air after photos of his Cabo San Lucas debauchery (some of which feature Eddie Murphy's ex-wife…hmmm) hit the Internet. More pics from yesterday's events and obvious publicity photo ops (I'm talking to you, Jada) after the jump.

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