The new cast of Dancing with the "Stars was announced today, and, although, nothing about the list of "celebs" is inspiring me to actually watch, you might be moved by a little…Mario action? No? How about the Miami Dolphin's Jason Taylor? No, again? Also joining the lineup of people selling their dignity for another chance at stardom are Marlee Matlin, Priscilla Presley, Steve Guttenburg, Monica Seles, Penn Jillette, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Kristi Yamaguchi, Cristián de la Fuente, and Adam Carolla. Now you're excited! [EW]