Who can tell me who one of the male dancers in this video — the oh-so-dated "Treat Them Like They Want To Be Treated" by Father MC and Jodeci? Ah, the humble beginning of one our most obnoxious stars.

This one's for North Carolina! If you have to ask why, then you probably weren't watching the news last night… or for the last month. There are obviously some musicians that rep Indiana (the Jacksons being a notable bunch), which also had a primary last night, but I'm partial to the state of North Carolina and it's past time for a Rewound from the North-Carolina-raised Jodeci. Just to be clear, I'm not, however, partial to K-Ci's shirtless chest.

Picture it: 3am today, and Lauren is snug in her bed. Until, that is, Jodeci's "Feenin'" starts blaring through the walls. Despite the song's dulcet R&B tones, this tends to have a rude-awakening effect at 3 in the morning. The good news is that, well, it's Jodeci, therefore pretty fine in my book at anytime of the day or night, and it also masked any accompanying noise that could have been coming from my neighbors' apartment. Because, really, there's only one reason to play "Feenin'" at 3am, in my opinion. Anyway, I'm glad my neighbors are happy, but in all fairness my first cup of coffee today should be on them.