• I want to be Jonathan Vargas when I grow up. [N&V]

• Mimi wasn't trying to ruin Nick Cannon's boy's night out a few nights ago, she just needed an assistant at her photo shoot. [Bossip]

• I've said it before, and I'll say it again: promoting a movie means throwing your dignity out the window. [Str8NYC]

• Tina Turner says Beyonce's not "rock and roll." Beyonce would probably agree. [SR]

• Diddy's making millions off of his partnership with Ciroc vodka. If only he actually liked to drink it. [TMZ]