• The Larry King Live producer who dreamed up this bright idea should either be promoted or fired, I can't decide which. [Jossip]

• Since when does Joseph Conrad work for NPR? [PO]

• Cassie's really an all-purpose commodity for Diddy, isn't she? I wonder if she cooks, too. [CL]

• I wouldn't expect anything more from Rush Limbaugh, but this black guy should really be ashamed of himself. [JJP]

• Naomi Campbell is out of the hospital! Mysteriously, her publicist has now gone missing. [People]