• This woman was cursed to become an insane MJ stalker the second her mother named her Billie Jean Jackson. [SP]

• Melanie Brown used her evil feminine wiles to trick Eddie Murphy into not using a condom. [SR]

• Juvenile didn't go to his daughters funeral, and he seems pretty okay with the decision. [NB]

• I don't know if you love The Wire as much as I do, but check out these top 15 moments anyway. [EW]

• There are so many things wrong with this. So, so many things. [CNN]

• Sad story: Juvenile's four-year-old daughter, along with her half-sister and police-officer mother, were murdered in their Georgia home. The mother's 17-year-old son has been arrested for the crime. [AHN]

• A woman and a black man are now at the top of American politics, but women and blacks are still struggling to get to the top of business world and stay there. [MST]

• Apparently, Barack Obama doesn't have the true African-American vote on lock. [HC]

• Two of South Carolina's top law enforcement officials just resigned over criticism that they did not deal with racism within the department. [WSITV]

• The drugs and guns found on his tour bus weren't his, says Lil Wayne. In other words, he pleaded not guilty to charges. [E!]

• G.W. Bush mistakes Al Sharpton's daughter for his wife. Why were Sharpton and Bush fraternizing to begin with? Oh, Black History Month. [FBNY]

• Whatever happened to just googling and Myspace/Facebook-stalking your dates? [Jossip]

• The mastermind behind the Cheetah Girls, which has netted Disney millions and millions, lives in a cramped studio in Manhattan. Story old as time… [LAT]

• Juvenile…marijuana possession…yawn… [E!]

• When it rains 50 Cent news, it pours. So…who's buying his autobiography? [NYDN]

• The Spice Girls' new single is even worse than you imagined it would be. [MG]

• Big things will most likely not be chopping this holiday season. [Bossip]

• I wouldn't be that interested if Juvenile was charged with rape, let alone his agent. [TMZ]

• Rev. Al (of course!) and Martin Luther King, III, are calling for a march on Washington, DC, to protest the Justice Dept's handling of hate crimes. [MSNBC]