• Vivica Fox sucked it up and turned herself in to the authorities. [People]

• Karith Foster, Don Imus' new black female sidekick, tries to put sellout accusations to rest. [SB]

• U.S. News & World Report says, "Sometimes Halloween Costumes Aren't Funny; They're Racially Insensitive." There's a more succinct way to put that. [USN]

• On top of everything else Barry Bonds has done, he's now pitting black and white fans against each other. There should be a federal investigation! Oh… [ESPN]

• Banning nooses doesn't ban racism. [LADN]

Meet Karith Foster, one of the two new, black co-hosts on Imus in the Morning, which returned to the airwaves today. She's not really nappy and the ho thing you can't really tell by looking at her, but it remains to be seen how well she'll fit in. Well, it remains to be seen by others, because I won't be watching. Anyway, the point is that everything is all good. No one can say anything racist when they have two black co-hosts!!! At least, they can't possibly mean it if they do. Or wait, does that rule only apply when you have black friends or give to charities that benefit people of all colors? It makes my head spin, to be honest.