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![]() If Kelly Rowland had actually told her fans she was going to "bump like this," they might not have purchased her non-refundable concert tickets. The Knowles stepchild's concert ticket sales have been so dismal she's canceled her Seattle, San Francisco, and Hollywood shows — that's 20 percent of her 15-city tour. The worst part is that the few loyal fans she has in those three cities won't be getting their money back. To the jilted, would-be concert goers, I'll just say that this is the price of doing business with Mathew Knowles & Co. [TWN, WI] |
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I mean, how cool will formerly homeless hurricane survivors sound when asked where they live? "Oh, I'm staying over at the Knowles-Rowland place." They will saunter back to their single-occupancy rooms with smiles on their faces. Nice work, Knowles-Rowlands. And American Express and Armani and Wal-mart and L'Oreal and the city of Houston. Nice work. [HC] |
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Kelly Rowland on her new video for, you guessed it, "Ghetto:"
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![]() Is Miss Tina a Miss Take? Only if no one buys it.
But I digress. Tina's new line, which features shoes, accessories, and pants, tops, dresses, and outerwear from sizes 2 to 24, shoes, debuted on HSN last night. It's supposedly figure flattering and creole-inspired, but military inspired capes and leopard print blouses don't really scream creole to me. I'm pretty sure the Knowles family just likes to drop that word whenever possible. The clothes, are, uh, along the lines of what one might expect from Tina Knowles, but they are a bit more understated that House of Dereon duds considering the target audience. In other words, I didn't see anything that was bedazzled. Peruse some looks after the jump or on HSN later today at 4 or 11. You can also check out the Web site, but beware the creepy video of Miss Tina describing the collection and engaging in the liberal use of the word "daughter." CONTINUED » |
![]() A Little Something
• A little something for the folks who thought the original "Umbrella" wasn't pop-y enough. [Yahoo] • A little something for the fellas. [YBF] • A little something for the laaaadieees. [Bossip] • A little something for the Armenians in the house. [NYP] • A little something for, I don't know, anti-child-porn activists. Or something. [TMZ] |
![]() Dolly My Baby
• Why doesn't Ray J just give up all pretense and become a full-fledged porn actor. He obviously wants to. [Bossip] • Re-releasing your album is unlikely to have the desired effect, Ms. Kelly. [C&D] • Eddie Murphy calls Melanie Brown and liar and an extortionist. I would say "this is getting ugly," but it obviously got ugly about 9 or 10 months ago. • I'm past the point of marveling at the fact that K-Fed seems like he would be a better parent than Britney. Now I'm just going to need someone to give him those kids. [MG] |
![]() Kids & Race
• Kelly Rowland's proud of her record sales, which means she's not comparing herself to Beyonce. That's a good thing. [MSNBC] • More on racism in the Dominican Republic. Is a civil rights movement for Latino blacks on it's way? [NYP] • The N-Word writer and Washington Post columnist Jabari Asim has a new gig editing NAACP's magazine, The Crisis. [E&P] • In this presidential election, we're going to be on the voter equivalent of the all candidates' A-Lists. If they're smart. [PMV] |
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But Not Until Recently
Kelly Rowland, now that she's out of Destiny's Child and no longer gets last choice in weave and wardrobe, has really come into her own, appearance-wise. That's why it's sad to know that she spent her earlier years wishing she was fair-skinned just like, and I'm only guessing here, her best friend, Beyonce.
Sure, Tina Knowles told her she was beautiful, but I don't believe living in the Knowles household and playing second fiddle to Beyonce her whole life helped that color complex one bit. It's great she's snapped out of it now. But she needs to remember that even beautiful girls need to stay hydrated. [NYP] |
![]() T.I. Stays On Top
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Kelly Rowland, John Legend, Rihanna and Shakira all made the long flight to Lagos, Nigeria for the THISday Music Festival. Unfortunately, Kelly collapsed from dehydration during her performance (check out the video here) and was taken to a nearby hospital. She's back in the states and fine, but I blame the fact that I haven't come accross any photos of her from the festival on her shortened set. After the jump, you will see more of John Legend, Shakira, and Rihanna in a getup that's half Madonna circa 1985 and half Tyrone Biggums. CONTINUED » |
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Big Things Poppin'
T.I. has proven this week that his delusions of grandeur aren't so much delusions as valid feelings, hasn't he? His multiple personality disorder-inspired album, T.I. vs T.I.P. debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 after selling 468,000 in his opening week. Ms. Kelly (Rowland) didn't fare as well in her opening week, but with 82,000 sold and a No. 6 position on the charts, she did better than her solo debut in 2002, when her album, Simply Deep, peaked at No. 12. After the jump, the top 10. CONTINUED » |
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And By "Friends" I Mean The Knowles Family
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