LisaRaye, deals with some severe marital drama in Turks & Caicos, but her sister Da Brat's drama just might trump being married to a philandering, maybe-racist head of state. The rapper, who happens to be one of Mariah Carey's besties, was just sentenced to three years in prison after pleading guilty to aggravated assault for hitting a cocktail waitress with a bottle last Halloween. [AJC]

Remember all that drama concerning LisaRaye, her husband — that would be Michael Misick, Premier of Turks & Caicos — and BET's Rosci? Forget you ever heard about it. Despite the fact that LisaRaye had her publicist put out a press release announcing an illicit affair between the island politician and the young VJ and promised several journalists a sit-down interview about her fractured marriage, LisaRaye has decided to leave it all behind her and head back home to T&C. It should be noted that n addition to this recent affair, Misick was accused in March of raping one of LisaRaye's American friends, an allegation he has denied.

"It's not that she would miss him, she would miss her position," a source told Page Six. "She's grown accustomed to the lifestyle - the gifts, the cars, the status." It sounds like a beautiful marriage, and I wish them the very best of luck.

• Man, LisaRaye sure knows how to pick 'em. [NB]

• Clay Cane counted down the black television actors' worst hairstyles. You know Vanessa Huxtable's on that list. [CC]

• This woman should copyright and sell her "No Ho Zone" signs. [C&D]

• Of course, it's okay to sing about going to jail, it's another thing entirely to be faced with actually going to jail. [SP]

• How many times can one couple celebrate their premature nuptials? [Bossip]