This one might be a little off topic, but that's what Friday's are for. On second though, this isn't really off topic, since High School Musical has swept the kid nation from coast to coast. My little cousin lives for HSM.

Now, of all the teenage stars out there, can't we at least expect the kids in these movies to keep their clothes on? Can I not go on Perez Hilton and see Vanessa Hudgens naked boobs and pubic hair, please? Can my little cousin have a few teenagers to look up to? It really might be too much to ask.

I do have a good feeling about Monique Coleman — she's just got to avoid the nude photo trap for a few more years.

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See the look on Nick Cannon's face as he hosted last night's Teen Choice Awards? I think we are witnessing the moment, captured for posterity by an ingenious photographer, when Nick Cannon officially realized he was too old for this shit.

And yet, the show had to go on. If you have even the slightest interest in who won what, you can find the list of winners here. If not, check out the stars in their teen-friendly award show gear after the jump.

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Because the big and small screen celebrities wanted to have something to do while the serious thespians (and Usher — not sure where he fits in) were at the Tony Awards in NYC, and because attending AIDS benefits is just the right thing to do, a bunch of celebrities and their kids showed up at the Disney-sponsored "A Time For Heroes Carnival" benefit for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. That's Blair Underwood with his son, Paris, above. Below, check out a bunch of celebs in their weekend casual-wear.

From the picture, can you guess which song Rihanna sang at the MTV Movie Awards last night? Although the penultimate episode of the Soprano's series pulled me away from the awards early, I did get a chance to listen to Rihanna sing Um-ba-rella (not so well, if you ask me) and watch Sara Silverman try her hardest to make Paris Hilton cry. I've always felt that the MTV Movie Awards were too scripted and completely pointless. The snippet I saw last night validated this. The Chicago Tribune has a nice rundown of the event in case you missed it. Check out more pics from the awards below.

The vast majority of the pictures from the Tao Beach Grand Opening festivities in Vegas over the weekend are pretty ridiculous, and the one above says it all. It screams we're-rich-and-powerful-and-drunk-and-our-girlfriends-aren't-here, doesn't it? I couldn't justify giving the photo of the two of them holding stacks of cash (I'm serious) the place of prominence in the post, but check it and others from the weekend out after the jump.

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