• Bill Cosby and Hugh Hefner bond over jazz. And nothing else, I'm sure. [AP]

• Everyone OJ Simpson comes in contact with writes a book. That says a lot about the both Simpson and the company he keeps. [TMZ]

• Ladies, if any of you have friends who subscribe to "Baller Alert," please sit them down and give them a good talking to. [NB]

• The internet is buzzing with Kelly-Rowland-posing-in-Playboy-rumors. Since the internet is also buzzing with Kelly-Rowland-got-implants-rumors, I'm happy that Miss Kelly will be putting her new boobs to good use. In the fictional rumor world, at least. [C&D]

• Mystikal, who's been locked up for sexual battery since 2003, was just denied parole. I barely remember who that is. [RWS]

• Professor Ludacris doesn't really have a nice ring to it. [BV]

• Oh, virginity vows. They're so easy to maintain until you start dating Justin Timberlake. And then it's all downhill from there.[SP]

• Chris Brown, next time just say, "No comment." You'll sound more mysterious and less inarticulate. [Bossip]

• Is a non-feminist the same as a racist? And should we be taking feminism (or racism) lessons from a Playboy executive? [Racialicious]

• Totally off topic, but it got me through the day. [SH]