• Oprah and Dr. Christiane Northrup make their vaginas smile on national television. [Jezebel]

• Gary Coleman's pants sold for $400,000 on eBay. I don't know who is more pathetic, Gary Coleman for selling his pants or the guy who paid for them. [E!]

• The editor of a golf magazine got fired for ill-advisedly using a noose to illustrate the "lynch Tiger Woods" remarks made by a Golf Channel anchor, who, incidentally, was not fired. [Jossip]

• At this point, are that many people looking to listen to Prodigy's new album in one language, let alone 1,500? [Wired]

• Slim Shady's looking a little worse for the wear. [CB]

• First, Gary Coleman was trying to sell his Gamecube on eBay. Now it's his car. Next month, it will be his house. Or maybe his body. But hopefully his house. [Bossip]

• Time for Diddy to fix his Wikipedia page. [SR]

• Prodigy of Mobb Deep wants everyone to know that he is still proudly "active in the streets." Until he starts his 3 1/2 year bid for criminal possesion of a loaded gun. Aren't the streets fun?!? [SOHH]

• I repeat, with the same dose of sarcasm, aren't the streets fun? [AHH]

• Can someone direct Terrence Howard toward Nappturality.com? [CL]

I know, I know — honor, loyalty, honesty, blah, blah, blah. If indeed the police did try to get G-Unit artist Prodigy to set 50 Cent up in exchange for a reduced sentence for his gun charges, it would have been messed up for Prodigy to have actually done it. Still, I wouldn't have missed 50 Cent if he had to take a little trip to prison for ten or so years. Not at all.

Before taking his current deal, Prodigy says that he was facing up to 15 years in jail if convicted and that the first deal he was offered was one for 5 years. He also claims that police tried to get him to set up his G-Unit boss 50 Cent, by asking him to plant evidence inside the rapper's car.

"All they doing is making me stronger, they don't even know what they doing," he exclaimed. "They making me Malcolm X right now."

Malcolm X, huh? That makes Prodigy and T.I. twins.

[SOHH, WI]

• Jay-Z wishes he looked like (a human version of) that. Beyonce should be glad she doesn't. [C&D]

• Prodigy gets hit with a three and a half year sentence after pleading guilty to illegal weapons charges. Maybe his legal team needed more people. [AHH]

• Oddly sexy for a tire ad, but I'll take it. [Bossip]

• Samuel L. Jackson reps Star Wars until the day he dies. [SP]

• Why do all close male friends have to attract gay rumors? Omarion, though? I'm not sure… [QT]

• Don't you love it when individuals or events are credited with "opening dialogs" that people have been trying to open for decades? [NW]

• Everybody Haaaaates Clarence. The CW should look into a 30 minute sitcom. [NYT]

• When employers criticized for a lack of diversity defend themselves with the "but there were no qualified black candidates" line, they're usually lying. [BG]

• Prodigy just began his gun trial (he faces 15 years if convicted) after cops discovered him pulling a Nicole Richie on a one way street in NYC with an unlicensed handgun in the glove compartment. [AHH]

• Credit card providers aren't tapping into the African American market. I wonder why. [MP]