While we're talking about Puerto Rico… Here's the Beatnuts and the late Big Pun with "Off The Books."

Buenos días! The Puerto Rico primary went down Sunday, and, in case you haven't heard, Hillary Clinton was victorious there, beating Obama by 2-to-1 and winning every single major demographic group, including the ones he always wins and she always loses. So what does this mean? Some who aren't in Camp Hillary might say nothing — Puerto Rico doesn't have a vote in the general election — but those in Camp Hillary surely see it as a sign to keep pressing until the bitter end. While Clinton campaigned and celebrated in Puerto Rico, Obama was busy in South Dakota and Montana. The primaries there are on Tuesday.

HARD TIMES FOR GOVERNORS Gov. Aníbal Acevedo Vilá of Puerto Rico was charged yesterday with 19 criminal counts for, among other things, tax fraud and using campaign money to pay for family vacations, his credit card bills, and $57,000 worth of designer clothing. "Mr. Acevedo said the indictment, which charges him with crimes related to financing three campaigns from 1999 to 2004, was “politically motivated” and “totally false.”' Acevedo, who has been called upon to resign, is a superdelegate and a supporter of Barack Obama. Score one for Hillary Clinton. Although, according to Slate's "Hillary Deathwatch," she'll need more than one fallen Obama superdelegate to raise her 12 percent chance of winning.

A Puerto Rican beauty queen's* makeup is spiked with a spicy substance that makes her face swell, her evening gowns get doused with pepper spray, her bag is stolen, and a bomb threat gets called into the pageant, but despite it all, the embattled woman wins the big crown — Miss Puerto Rico Universe — and laughs in the face of her highly-motivated enemies.

No, this is not the synopsis of a Spanish-language remake of Mean Girls called
Estas Chicas Son Hermosas Y Media! This is real life, folks. Lesser women might have bowed out after the habenero-in-the-makeup trick, but not Ingrid Marie Rivera. [CNN]

*Off-topic, but funny.