• In addition to being on the lookout for blood diamonds, you know need to make sure your braids are cruelty-free. [APP]

• Jon Stewart uses R. Kelly's "alien" masterpiece to make fun of Larry Craig, who really just made it so easy. [MTV]

• Osama hasn't got a chance against these two. [OW]

• You've got to be really thirsty — and I mean that in a many different ways — for all of this. [C&D]

• All you ever wanted to know about Teedra Moses. [Clutch]