• When you're Karrine Steffans, one of the first things you do when you find yourself a domestic abuse situation with the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters is to text Perez Hilton. [PH]

• Mike Tyson is a sad, paranoid man. [SP]

• Maybe this will stop would-be thieves from targeting NFL players' mansions for their home invasions. [BV]

• The side of the victim's family that possibly received money from R. Kelly is now testifying for the defense. [MTV]

• The Cartoon-Network-banned episodes of The Boondocks will be available on DVD. But you're probably already seen them on YouTube. [EUR]

• The Boondocks episode that will never air because the Cartoon Network deemed it a leeeeetle too critical of BET for comfort, has now been leaked in is entirety. Watch and laugh. [SOHH]

• Snapshots from Kanye West's blog: a homemade, four-passenger spaceship! Multiple pictures of it! [KW]

• Oh, this is just bad. So so bad. [C&D]

• Al Sharpton says he never endorsed Barack Obama because he would hurt him as much as he helped him. At least he knows himself. [NYDN]