The Rock is smaller now, he is an actor, and his name is back to Dwayne Johnson. But don't we all remember his humble-but-lucrative beginnings as a professional wrestler? I barely do, but only because WWF has never really been my thing. Apparently, these are some of his "funniest" moments from 2000.

• This is only because the Rock is apparently so high in demand. I, for one, had no idea. [People]

• All I have to say about this is that it's not suitable for work. Or, really, anything at all. [C&D]

• Erykah Badu on Girlfriends? She doesn't seem like the CW type. [RTNY]

• Beyonce says she can't blame her infamous in-concert tumble on her long coat. I said it then, and I'll say it again — all that fake hair messes up a girl's center of gravity. [People]

• Police gave the Game back $40,000 they took during a sweep of his home earlier this year. He probably needs it. [SP]

See the look on Nick Cannon's face as he hosted last night's Teen Choice Awards? I think we are witnessing the moment, captured for posterity by an ingenious photographer, when Nick Cannon officially realized he was too old for this shit.

And yet, the show had to go on. If you have even the slightest interest in who won what, you can find the list of winners here. If not, check out the stars in their teen-friendly award show gear after the jump.

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