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US Conservatives Bravely Going After Inanimate Objects

America, America, This Is You

Emboldened by the fact that one of their own was chosen to run on the Republican ticket for the second highest office in the land, the simplest folk in America have banded together to call for the destruction of a stupid toy doll they claim spouts EVIL TERRORIST CHANTING!!!!!!!

The Fisher-Price Little Mommy Cuddle 'n Coo is meant to make realistic baby sounds and occasionally cry out for its "mama".

But some parents claim that one of its noises sounds just like "Islam is the Light", and have complained to Mattel, which owns Fisher-Price.

Some shops in the US have removed the doll from shelves after complaints from customers…

A spokesman for Fisher-Price insisted that the doll was not pushing pro-Islamic messages, adding that the sound some parents were hearing was caused by an accidental distortion of the doll's soundtrack.
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Earlier, Mattel released a statement saying that "the power of suggestion" was the reason why parents were mis-hearing the doll.

Click through for video of Little Mommy-Qaeda professing its vile Arab allegiance.

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Oct 13, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson · Link · 17 Responses

Here Is What's Wrong with Our Kids

America, America, This Is You

A few weeks ago, the children were freak dancing, presumably with the support of a filming guardian. Today, they're being goaded by an adult into violently berating another little girl who they say is "big in the stomach."

Videos like this always remind me of a great Keanu Reeves quote from 1989's Parenthood:

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

Click through for the NSFW, horrifying clip.

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Sep 15, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson · Link · 37 Responses

McCain Daughter: Only We Know War

Hey, Meghan McCain, before going on national television and saying things like "No one knows what war is like other than my family—period," here's some stuff you should have considered.

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Sep 9, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson · Link · 5 Responses

US MILITARY FINDS NEW CROP OF POOR BLACK MEN "Ugandans who want a career in the United States military, can sign up at the annual convention of the Uganda North American Association, organisers say. American military recruiters will set up a booth at this year's UNAA convention in Orlando, Florida, and seek out professional Ugandans … UNAA is encouraging interested Ugandans to book flights to Orlando and take a shot at joining the US military. The organisation says it has made a deal with Kenya Airways/KLM for a discounted return ticket … Public interest in jobs abroad in Uganda is intense. Recruitment and job placement companies which advertise are often flooded with thousands of applications."

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Oh, Young Hollywood and their kooky fads!

Apr 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson · Link · Respond

Monday night a friend and I were asked to leave a bar on Manhattan's West Side for talking too loudly about race. Ludicrous, no? I mean, it was midnight, we weren't yelling, I had just paid nine dollars for a whiskey and everyone in there was at least 21. Oh, and THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!

Apr 3, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson · Link · 12 Responses