Kobe Bryant just broke some sort of scoring record having to do with his age…or something. You guys know how I am with sports. Basically, any professional gains he's been making as of late have to be at least a little soured by a new online book that's being released by Patrick Graber, the guy who was arrested in 2003 for soliciting the murder of the alleged victim in Bryant's rape trial. Although Bryant claims to have never met the man, Graber says he was once Bryant's bodyguard and that Bryant asked him to have the woman killed. He then wrote a book, called Dead Women Tell No Tales, which is so bad he had to publish it online. Even OJ's If I Did It got a publisher. Bryant is considering legal action, although it seems barely necessary. [BS]