The Daily Mirror's 3am Girls, from all the way in the UK, have somehow managed to snag intimate details of the Knowles-Carter wedding from a source who apparently says "mum" and automatically converts dollars to pounds in his or her head. It makes the story totally believable. According to the girls, there were guns (duh, there were black people there!), tears, raunchy dances and lots of sexual tension.

On security:

Guests were instructed to leave mobile phones and cameras at home - and Bey's family insisted a burly security team frisked any lesser-knowns.
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Happily, Gwynnie made it through unscathed! But three guns were left in an amnesty box outside Jay-Z's Tribeca apartment.

On things getting emotional:

Jay-Z, 38, real name Shawn Carter, then made an emotional speech praising his Bootylicious bride and jerking a tear from Gwynnie.

And Bey, 26, serenaded her new husband by singing a Natasha Bedingfield inspired ditty, with the words: "I love you, I love you, I love you."

On too much information, even if its made up:

When the disco started and the newlyweds' hit Crazy In Love came on, Bey performed a raunchy dance for Jay. And the couple made a dash for their crystalfilled bedroom just before midnight…

Adds our source: "Beyonce had imposed a no-sex rule three weeks ahead of the ceremony."