Paula Abdul is probably smiling with woozy triumph and popping pills in celebration after hearing that her former tormentor, Corey Clark, was busted on drug charges in Arkansas yesterday.

The American Idol reject, and tell-all book author, who claimed to have had a torrid love affair with poor Miss Abdul while was he was on the show, had drug paraphernalia and a controlled substance on him during a routine traffic stop, not to mention an outstanding warrant.

It's totally unrelated, but I wonder if he had a chance to catch The Simpsons Movie before he went to jail. He could play a great Sideshow Bob if they ever decide to do the live action version.

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