I think pretty much everything on YM's Say Anything page has happened to me. Accidentally flashing people. Aunt Flo showing up on day 10 because of course I wore white pants. Menstruating ON a boyfriend. Anything involving ill-timed body functions: gas, peeing, violent diarrhea (at a wedding! in my new Sexy Little Things tanga shorts! courtesy of mum's "slimming tea"), vomiting. Falling is kid's stuff.

I recently spilled a plate of food on my old V.P. in front of my new V.P. Worst of all it was at a wine-tasting, so I'm pretty sure they all thought I was drunk.

My boob tried to escape for freedom….while I was in my friends wedding, as the MAID OF HONOR!
I was mortified to the point where I wanted to leave before my speech, but the other bridemaids were really supportive (Im a 3D girl and no one broke over a C cup)

I didnt help that almost every guy, including a brother in law, wanted to take a pic with me.
…did I mention it was on the wedding tape? It was blurred, Thank God!

I've had a billion embarrassing moments but the one I will talk about is when I sneezed in class, and I farted.

Luckily, it was at the end of the day.

Until this day, when I sneeze, I get a little tense right before.

I was at church and walking up to the alter. Of course, I had to pass the chior. The choir was singing full force and had the church's full attention. The chior director was jamming on the paino. I tripped over the chior director's piano bench, startling the chior dircect. Of course the music stopped, the chior stopped, the entire church had their collective eyes on me. I immediatedly got up like nothing happened and walked to the alter. Mortified every step of the way.

I was walking over the Brooklyn Bridge and my stomach started to bubble. By the the time I made it over the bridge I was walking with my butts checks clenched TIGHT. I was sweating and praying that I could make it to the Marriott hotel and use the bathroom. As soon as I put on foot on the step to go into the hotel I crapeed on myself. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom. It had gotten all on my underwear and socks. There was a church convention going on at the time an I cleared out the entire bathroom. Worst day of my life!!

LOLROF@COSMICSISTREN

Ok first… LMAO!!!

Mine was in high school and it as around the time those South Pole bubble coats were really popular in Jersey. A bunch of my friends and I were hanging out in the hallway clownin when one of my friends smacked me hard as hell on my leg and took off (I went to catholic school, we had to wear skirts). I take off after her and nearly had her when this chick jumps down a whole flight of stairs and makes it. I try to do the same thing but trip over my own foot and end up rolling down all the stairs and out the door. So I'm laying there like "WTF? How did I end up outside" when a COP comes over and asked if I was alright. I said yeah, and he steps OVER me and proceeds to walk into the school. All of my friends literally collasped from laughter and a damn freshman had to help me up (Picture the puffy coat and a big ass bookbag. I was stuck o my back like a turtle).

Dude, I could write a fucking book about shit that's happened to me, but most of my embarrassing moments are fairly x-rated so I can't go there here.

Here's a softy: I was about to get down with a dude and I straddled him, stood up on the bed and whipped my head around stripper style. At that time I was wearing my hair very long, and forgot that he had a ceiling fan above his bed. A huge chunk of hair got pulled outta my scalp.

Bwahahahahahaha. I can laugh now. However at the time I was MOTIFIED (and in pain).

I'm mortified at being "motified".

I was about 8 years old and my parents took me to one of the Central Park playgrounds. It was fairly crowded in the park. I got on a see saw with my sister who was about 4 at the time. From across the playground, my mother yells out to me, "BE CAREFUL ERIC, YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR PENIIIIS!"
I walked out of the playground immensely embarassed and speechless, feeling all of the eyes of the thoroughly amused adults and other children watching my shuffle out of the playground.

I'm sorry MeikMeik, but that was funny. I would have laugh…but helped you up also.

cosmicsistren - i'm sorry that happened, but damn that story is funny. LMFrigginAO!:-D

How about when the ENTIRE WORLD sees your embarrassing moment? I did a reality show and screwed up the simplest challenge ever, and EVERYONE'S gonna see it. *sigh*

I always tell people truth is stranger/funnier than fiction.